How will you explain THAT to her?

There’s no way that you’re telling her you stopped by that burger place to wolf down a triple-stack-heart-stopping-everything-on-it-including-the-kitchen-sink burger with a side of chili-cheese fries. As a sprouts and tofu kind-of-woman that might upset her more than the scrape you put on the bumper…her bumper.

The yellow paint from the burger place’s parking lot pole on her shiny new black SUV looks almost as bad as the mustard stain on your new white shirt…the shirt that she bought you.

Face it; you’re dead…a couple of times.

“Hope that stupid burger was worth it! I knew you hated that shirt! Are you happy now?”

Even while you lick the burger juice from your fingers, you’re hearing her words.

Okay Porky, let’s see if we can “save your bacon” here.

Before you go home, swing by Center City Collision and find out if we can perform some auto body shop “magic” on your bumper cover. You might be pleasantly surprised!

Paint that’s been transferred onto your vehicle from something like a pole or garage door opening can often be removed in just a few minutes.

Sometimes the auto body “magicians” at Center City Collision can “wipe” most of it off with lacquer thinner. They’ll follow it up with a little rubbing compound and some polish to make it look smooth, new and shiny…without the pole’s yellow paint.

The “magic” will only go so far though. Scratches, tears, dents and gouges will probably still be there and any of your paint that’s been scraped off will still be…scraped off.

That type of damage requires “real” body and paint work at a good auto body shop like…oh…I don’t know…Wait! How about Center City Collision!

A word of warning here; don’t try to do this yourself. If you don’t know what you’re doing you could make it far worse that it actually is. The body shop has the expertise and the materials to take care of it; you probably don’t. Put the scouring pad and cleanser down and back away from the car.

Just stop in at Center City Collision and let Kevin or Jason take a look. You could call them at 513.631.2406 or email them at cccollision@gmail.com, but really, fixing cars over the phone and the internet can be a bit tricky. (They’re good, but not that good)

You can finish your burger now…but you’re on your own with the shirt. And will you please use a napkin. Geez!